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frazer ranted: Latest spoon-wearer... Mr Chuks Chukuwkamor  Unfortunately Mr Chuks application was rejected. Here's what I wrote back to him... "Dear Chuks Im sorry but I have bad news. Whenever we recieve new membership applications, we scrutinize the handwriting and photographs of the person to check for evil. Our Ministers have been trying out new image enhancing software and it has recorded the highest level of evil in a picture they have ever seen. They have shown me the results and I am quite shocked! When you analyse the spectral discombobulation graph there is clearly an image of Satan in your photo. Im not sure if this is because all lawyers are inherently evil or whether you have been making pacts with Belzebub, but this is obviously completely unacceptable. May I recommend that you seek spiritual guidance from a religion that accepts your devilish ways. God help you - and may the Crazy Mother take pity on your soul when you burn in hell. Rev Robert Larp"  Irrefutable evidence of evil, yesterday  1 comment(s) about this
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frazer ranted: We now have the first services being conducted at our Nigerian Church of Crazymum  A nice touch has been the placing of sacred gin around the alter  This is Pastor Dabiri worshipping at the alter  Here he is recieving breast milk from the holy teat of the Crazy Mother. It's nice to see that he is still wearing his holy coat-hanger on his head when attending church! The church is ever growing - so don't miss out on your chance to JOIN US.. Just keep thinking about the wonderful stickers and membership certificate you will recieve...  0 comment(s) about this
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frazer ranted: new pics...   this one was so popular, someone turned it into a video for mobile phones 3 comment(s) about this
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frazer ranted: The good word continues to spread. We have just proudly opened our  This now hugely increases the number of members, and our 30 new children can be seen below. They are all wearing coathangers on their heads as a mark of respect (you can see this more clearly in the larger versions of the images - click them to view).   So remember if you wish to join us, click here for details. 0 comment(s) about this
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frazer ranted: Found recently in a back issue of Nude Magazine...  Well I couldnt start to explain the thought process behind it, but I do remember being so drunk i could barely see the end of the spraycan nozzle on that particular mission. If anyone would like "joey deacon has a posse" stickers, email your address to crazymum ( at ) gmail ( dot ) com and I'll send some out to you. 0 comment(s) about this
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frazer ranted: The church continues to grow! This is Lord Joebot the Butcher. He sent us this picture from one of the moons of Jupiter where he now lives in a Chinese Herbal Medical Centre with a puffin named Dennis.
Your membership has been approved by Reverend Bobby Larp and you will stickered shortly In other church related news, it appears that Mr Onyekachi wishes to withdraw his membership. He sent me a charming email yesterday which said, amongst other things... "AND I GUESS YOU SHALL USE YOUR MOTHER FOR THE SACRIFICES,YOUR CHILDREN SOULS ARE ALREADY DAMNED IN OUR AFRICAN SHRINE AND LET METELL YOU SOMETHING,come to the issue of ritualism,AFRICANS ARE THE BEST AND I PROMISE YOU THAT OTUTUNZU AGULERI SHALL TAKE YOUR LIFE IN TWO WEEKS.BET IT YOU SONOFABITCH YOUR MOTHEZRS CUNTS SHALL BE THE SPECIAL MEAT FOR OUR SACRIFICE TONIGHT... ...FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" Well I hope that shows how important it is to get better education in Africa. We cant let Nigerian children grow up with spelling and grammar skills as appaling as this. So please give generously at the forthcoming Live8 concert. And Im sorry Mr Onyekachi, but joining the Church of CrazyMum is a lifelong commitment. Oh.. and who the fuck is "OTUTUNZU AGULERI"??? 0 comment(s) about this
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frazer ranted: Please welcome our newest member to the church - Lord Reginald Alert.  Well done Reg - your office-based gin dispenser has earned you a sticker pack. 0 comment(s) about this
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frazer ranted: Welcome to the Church of Crazymum
Yes the official Church is now back online. Go there, pray your face off, sell your soul and JOIN US! All new members recieve a wonderful free pack of 15 full colour stickers...  mmmmm... stickers! 0 comment(s) about this
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