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is it just me or....

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Competition Time

In order to encourage some use of the newly re-instated crazymum forum I am launching a Photoshop competition. The winner will decided at the end of October and will win a pack of brand new crazymum stickers, as modelled by chris below:

There may be many Photoshop competitions on the internet, but do any of them offer actual physical prizes? Do they fuck!

This months theme is to supermodify crazymum. Everyone knows she has hair made of wasps, spoons for arms and glue for teeth, but what other physical features should crazymum have? Telescopic legs? Tiny wheels for feet? A bag of live stray cats for a neck? Basically take the image below of crazymums face and add whatever other body parts you like.

Click for higher resolution Photoshop file

Add crack pipes, beef manifolds, knee holsters - use your imagination. Post the result in the Photoshop competition forum before November 1st - what have you got to lose? And if no-one else bothers to enter, you'll win by default!

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frazer ranted:

We have another attempted membership of the church. This one is from a persistent Canadian named Joshua who has sent a series of disturbing images in an attempt to join...

Im not sure how many times I have to explain how easy this is. Take of photograph of yourself holding a sign of dedication to crazymum and email it to crazymum@gmail.com and you will be sent a wonderful crazymum sticker pack like this...

Check out all these other members who have managed to successfully complete this task.

But as we encourage randomness at crazymum.com, there will be a sticker pack mailed out to Canadia for Brother Joshua.

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frazer ranted:

BRAND NEW CRAZYMUM GAME...

Click to launch

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frazer ranted:

You lucky people - Ive updated the Subiminal Seamonkeys screensaver.

Click the box to download

Version 2 now has the ability to completely customise your subliminal messages. Ever fancied brainwashing your work colleagues into embarking on a burning and killing spree via the tranquil motions of a tank full of innocent brine shrimp? Now you can!

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frazer ranted:

New member of the church is Brother Py from Hove.

He is also a member of the musical ensemble The Moronic Dance Music Association (M.D.M.A), who are giving a recital at the wrong music night (Brightons premier breakcore / gabba night) at the volk's tavern on tuesday september 13th.

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frazer ranted:

Last week on the 11th August, Dave Green (games editor at Channel 4) gave a lecture at the Edinburgh Interactive Entertainment Festival about the use of comedy in online games. He kindly chose to demonstrate Nigella Bites as an example of of a great comedy game! Im now getting mentions on random places like the Guardian site.

But never mind that - I've been clearing out some old files and found a game that I made a couple of years ago and never got round to sticking on the interweb. So here for your playing pleasure is..

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frazer commented: I just found a really beautifull review of the game on a ¥r¥nJapanese site. It says...
"DANCE DANCE GABBA ¥r¥nGOAT ¥r¥n¥r¥nWhen you call the game, or express in one word the ¥r¥nDDR we would like to see the person.¥r¥nSimply, there is no cruciform key, the type which is ¥r¥noperated with 2468. First something inserting name in ¥r¥nthe beefsteak toe, the ?.¥r¥n¥r¥nL l the game compared to, being this center, dancing, ¥r¥nthe ? just a little I ? ? ? ? ? ? sheep ?? the ¥r¥nfavorite.¥r¥nBeing to rush to the territory where from about level 4 ¥r¥nthe ?? it is not understood already, shout it is, with ¥r¥nplease."

jeff commented: this is ragga jungle, not gabba.

frazer commented: technicaly yes. but "dance dance ragga jungle goat" doesnt ¥r¥nquite have the same ring about it.

frazer commented: god i love getting reviews on japanese sites. check out what ¥r¥nthis one said about nigella bites:

"It is the ? ? ? ? ¥r¥nwhich makes the pizza.¥r¥nWell from midst of mouth taking material¥r¥nIt keeps placing in the plate of the pizza.¥r¥nWhen the all material is even, it is completion.¥r¥n¥r¥nWhen to be fast it is taking and others, being to be gnawed the ¥r¥nhand well¥r¥nIt is note.¥r¥nIt meaning that the mouse aims for the pizza, catching¥r¥nWell please insert in the mouth.¥r¥nInserting name and Email, it is start, but¥r¥nIt is possible to be suitable, is, (aaa)¥r¥n¥r¥nIt is the weird ? ? ? ?.¥r¥nSo is privately favorite."

frazer commented: another japanese review for nigellas bites...¥r¥n"Why, the pie which comes out of the mouth of the older sister ¥r¥n(???) tool, it is not ? rare in the older sister, the sea urchin¥r¥nIt keeps placing in pie cloth. When the list is buried, OK.As for ¥r¥nmouse favorite of older sister.¥r¥nFirst mail address being suitable, is all right. (Example aaa)"

frazer commented: In any case ? it is not rare, while the sea urchin noting, you will ¥r¥ngather the material of the pie from midst of the mouth of the ¥r¥nperson of the woman¥r¥nWith such a reason¥r¥nHowever it is not, when it is spare time, fully there is a money¥r¥nBefore the monitor also.¥r¥n¥r¥nThe hand it is not ? rare in the person of the woman, while the ¥r¥nsea urchin noting¥r¥nThe material which is in the mouth of the person of the woman¥r¥nIt takes out with the mouse, makes the container of the pie ¥r¥nmove¥r¥nIt tries making somehow you say that tasty pie,¥r¥nIt will try doing even with such a game?¥r¥n¥r¥nThe ? so is.¥r¥nAs for the enemy there is no just person of the woman, it is.¥r¥n¥r¥nThe material of the pie which is plundered with the time angular ¥r¥nlife per seat¥r¥nWhen the mouse which you aim comes out¥r¥nPinching the mouse with the mouse¥r¥n¥r¥nIt throws in the mouth of the person of the woman, it is¥r¥nDon you think? it is good? It was understood?¥r¥n¥r¥nWhen you open the picture,¥r¥nHowever there is a name and a column which enters mail address¥r¥nBoth inputting suitably, you are not concerned¥r¥n(Example, AAAA or BBBB)¥r¥n¥r¥n¥r¥n< ? Without being rare, the game which gathers the material of ¥r¥nthe pizza > ¥r¥n¥r¥n¥r¥n¥r¥nHow was?¥r¥nBefore eat the all hand and being crumbled up¥r¥nThe kana where the material of the pie is even?¥r¥n¥r¥nWell really now¥r¥nBeing the place where your both hands eat and are crumbled up¥r¥nIn GW¥r¥nOr even the doctor the ? ? because it probably is the ? ?? ? ¥r¥n? ?¥r¥nYou do such with the game¥r¥nWhen it limits, thought you bore.

frazer ranted:

Well then you crazy kids. Going out this weekend? Think you're hardcore cause your doing a few tequila slammers? Or maybe some Quantro mouthwashes? Weak! For the truely hardcore the only drink options are...


Click here for Tequila Cheese action	Click here for Vodka Salmon action

Yes - for those with true stanima the best drink combos are "Salt => Tequila => Cheese" or "Lime => Vodka => Salmon"

WARNING

These drinks can lead to Slow motion fighting...

Slow motion fighting 1

Slow motion fighting 2

Slow motion fighting 3

...and body sliding...

There is also disturbing footage being circulated of the results of a Sports Sausage - a regular sausage dipped in pure caffeine that renders the eater incapable of doing anything except dancing! Crazymum.com will bring you this footage as soon as it is available.

We also want to hear from you. Do you have evidence of unique drinking wrongness? Did you dip your head in sambuca and set light to it? Did you snort gin untill your eyes bled? How about drinking absinth until you shit in a bath (Yes Katie - Im talking about you!)? If so - send them to crazymum (at) g mail (dot) com and I'll put together a gallery of wrongness or something.

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