chris ranted:

LOOK! over HERE! is crazy, yes?

oooh...

and how about this one?
aaaah...

or this?
lalalaaaaa...

twat!
pTCHOooo...



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web ranted:

puppets, puppet, ministries, children, children's ministries, church supplies, churches, outreach ministries, christian education, family, ministry, puppet stages, drama scripts
it could only be!



holy fucking christ on a stick!

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frazer ranted:

Refer to Figure 1.
Step 1
Cut the desired shape and size of oval #1 in veneer.

Step 2
Cut 1/16" wide strips (parallel with the grain) of the veneer selected for the black and white strips.

Step 3
In order to make an accent border with the grain running at right angles to the edge of oval #1, it is necessary to make a partial oval from wedge-shaped pieces of veneer as shown in Figure 2 and oval #2. The accent border of the black and white strips can then be cut from oval #2 as detailed in steps 4, 5, 6, and 7. The number of wedges and their angles depend on the shape and size of oval #1 and therefore cannot be documented.
Wide wedges can be used on the flattest parts of the oval and narrower wedges on the tighter curves. Always try to maintain the grain at right angles to the edge of the oval. It is an individual cut and fit process and no production methods using identical wedges seems to be possible. Fasten the wedges together with veneer tape on the underside.

Step 4
Align oval 1 on top of oval #2 and hold in place with masking tape. Using a compass, draw an oval on oval #2 bigger than oval 1 by an amount equal to two thicknesses of strips from step 2 plus the width of the accent border. Set the compass and holding one leg against the edge of oval #1 draw the oval (see note 5)

Step 5
Step cut around oval 1 and through oval #2 using a spacer consisting of one thickness each of strips from step 2 between the edge of oval #1 and the knife. Step cut about 1?" then turn the taped assembly over and cut from oval #2 the 1?" piece of veneer along the knife cut. When viewed from the top the taped assembly will show a space between oval #1 and oval #2 into which the strips from step 2 will fit perfectly. Before inserting the strips they must be mitred for a joint and I recommend wetting the strip to conform better to the curve. I also recommend making the mitred joints on the flattest part of the curve and using strips long enough to avoid joints on the sharp curves. Use veneer tape on the underside of the assembly to hold the strips in the cut space.



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frazer ranted:

HOLY COCK-SUCKING CHRIST - I DIDN'T THINK THAT THIS STILL EXISTED!



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frazer ranted:







Sven Vath - has headache, can't find asprin!

"I don't know."

video1 - This is a Japanese jesture. We wave our hand in front of our face.

video2 - This is an American jesture. They open their both hands (at this time they turn up their palms) shrugging their shoulders.

"Pretty!" and "Crazy!!"

video3 - In Japan this jesture means "I'm pretty", however, in America this means "He or she is crazy".

"Me?"

video4 - This video shows a Japanese jesture. We point our nose although American people do their chest.

"No!!!"

video5 - This video is a Japanese version. We cross our both hands. In America, they point down their thumb .

"Sorry!"

video6 - This indicates a Japanese jesture. We put our both hands together in front of our face. If we want to apologize deeply, we do this bowing. On the other hand, American people put their hand on their forehead.



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frazer ranted:



flag image B - I am taking on or discharging explosives

flag image D - keep clear of me, I am manoevering with difficulty

flag image F - I am disabled, communicate with me

flag image P - your lights are out or burning badly

flag image Q - my vessel is healthy and I request free practique

flag image U - you are standing into danger

flag image X - stop carrying out your intentions and watch for my signals




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frazer ranted:

Wanted: Your Mum!




Yes its competition time!

First Prize: Patrick Swayze!


We all know about how crazy my mum is! There is this website, several books, a Broadway musical and even an underground cult dedicated to the subject. However, we are sure there must be a whole bunch more crazy mothers out there! So we are running a competition to find out.
We want to hear about your mums and what makes them crazy! We dont care if your mum is Thora Hird, a bottle of bacteria or the one from Mel and Kim who isn't dead. Send us a photo (be a bit more original than just going to uglypeople.com!) or illustration (is it possible to describe your artwork without using the word 'juxtaposition', you fucking mook?) and some facts about what makes her crazy. We will post the entries in a gallery and the one we judge the funniest will win Patrick Swayze!



Yes, you can be the proud owner of 80's heart-throb Patrick Swayze. Just think of the talking-point potential at dinner parties!
So get your entries sent to competition@crazymum.com, fuckers!

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chris ranted:

Aaaah, I see it all now. It is so clear. Thank you for enlightening me.

more enlightenment may be found at Chris Morris is Evil or something.

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