chris ranted:

who would have thought spanking the monkey could have cost you over ?6000...

clickity-la the image for the story.

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chris ranted:

look out!

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frazer ranted:

attack of the clones...

thanks for that, mr simms...

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frazer ranted:

Im trying to work out which is scarier...

...spooky life-size child dolls that stand in the corner of your room in a manner strangely like the end of Blair Witch Project, or...
br>...the idea of sticking my dick into a decapitated cyber-sex-torso!

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chris ranted:

Sorry theres been no updates for a while. Were all just lazy bastards. Here, suck on this:

click on the above to see it bigger. And yes, that is Mr. J. Deacon, international superfly guy.

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chris ranted:

In a recent interview I recorded Ronald McDonald explaining where he got his meat. I was sick.

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frazer ranted:

Jimmy the goat is soldiers hero

Apparently coalition forces have been humping a goat named Jimmy whilst they sought out cave complexes and took DNA samples from suspected al Qaeda corpses.

"He eventually got eaten by the locals," Master Corporal Calvin Schrader said.

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frazer ranted:

It has been said that your eyes consume 25% of the energy the body processes all day long. So a reduction in eyestrain can have far-reaching benefits. It just makes sense to reduce the amount of strain your eyes experience during screen viewing. I recommend taking a break every hour to stare at this for 5 minutes!

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