simms: World renowned expert
in the sounds of
European Wasps is
walking down the
High Street one day
when he spots an advert
in his local record shop
for
'Wasp sounds from
around the Globe'.
On further enquiry he
discovers that a vinyl
recording of this subject
has
just been released and a
few copies are available
in store there and then.
Naturally, being a World
renowned expert in the
sounds of European
Wasps he
is curious and asks the
young chap behind the
counter if he can have a
listen to 'Wasp sounds
from around the Globe'.
A few seconds later the
World renowned expert
in the sounds of
European
Wasps is standing at
one of those little sound
stations with his
headphones
on and a puzzled
expression on his face.
He removes the
headphones, walks
back to the counter and
catches the young sales
persons attention.
'Excuse me' he
says, 'Im A World
renowned expert in th e
sounds of European
Wasps and Ive just
been listening to 'Wasp
sounds from around the
Globe',
and I must say, there
appears to be some
mistake. Those are no
Wasp sounds
with which I am familiar'.
The young man dutifully
checks the recording in
question and assures the
World renowned expert
in the sounds of
European Wasps that he
is indeed
listening to 'Wasp
sounds from around the
Globe'.
Puzzled, the World
renowned expert in the
sounds of European
Wasps returns
to the headphones and
once again begins to
listen. After a few
seconds he
once again returns to
the counter and accosts
the young fellow there.
'Excuse me' he
says, 'As I mentioned
before, I am a World
renowned expert in
the sounds of European
Wasps and Ive just
been listening to 'Wasp
sounds
from around the Globe'
and I have to say again,
those are no Wasp
sounds
with which I am familiar.
Are you certain I have
been listening to the
correct recording?'
Slightly exasperated by
now, the young man
checks the disc
currently playing
and with a slightly
sheepish grin confesses:
'Oops, sorry sir, I seem
to have played you the
Bee side'
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